Every day you're faced with a wait for one thing or another – 10 minutes here stuck in traffic or 20 minutes there standing in line. When you add up the hours you've wasted just waiting (and figure out how little time you have left) it's enough to make you sick. Luckily, Andy Kane has the cure! In this hilarious guide to instant gratification, Kane (Care and Feeding of Tenants, Tenant's Revenge) shows you how to foil the people who waste your time. Learn how to speed up contractors, repairmen and deliverymen; shave time off errands; and park anywhere without being towed. Kane also shares his tricks for planning your day for top productivity and creating spare time. Life is short, and those who know how to use their time to its best advantage are the ones having the most fun. Read this book and you'll be one of them! For entertainment purposes only!
Longtime Paladin author Andy Kane can say things that too few of us can. Things such as, "If I were to die tomorrow, I believe I will have gotten my money's worth out of this life." Kane (whose vocabulary doesn't include the words "Maybe I shouldn't...") has devoted his life to enjoying every minute of it. A Realtor and landlord, he has judged a Miss Nude World contest (and was paid to do it), driven at Daytona International Speedway and other famous tracks, caddied at the U.S. Open and lived many other fantasies that the average Joe only dreams of.
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