There's no shortage of advice when it comes to raising children. Unfortunately, most of it's bad! Sensitive, modern, so-called experts would have you turn your back on generations of solid wisdom in favor of namby-pamby New-Age methods that produce spoiled, uncontrollable kids and miserable parents. Dr. Andy Kane offers the remedy in this hilarious, no-holds-barred guide for raising kids without losing your sanity. In it he outlines the do's and don'ts of naming your baby, teaching it to speak, hiring sitters, disciplining your youngster, buying clothes, teaching manners and planning vacations (both the "family" and "real" variety) and tells why you should never childproof your house. Chock-full of helpful and humorous hints about allowances, schooling, toys and more, How to Raise Up a Kid or Two is the perfect comical companion for the harried parent.
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